Teagan Presley has that great pre-headshaved, post mouse ears Britney Spears vibe, which is what I look for in prom dates, mother figures and porn stars. As you can see from this pic, she also has her own bodyguard, possibly the secret sixth member of 80s rock gods, Faith No More.
The Britts look goes deeper for our Teagan, check the bizarre painting of fellow Mousekeeter and probably sexier musician Christian Aguilera on the right. I’m pretty sure Teagan draws her strength from looking at this work of art, remembering the days when her non-porn lookalikee battled in the charts against Christina and actually helped her career.
She hasn’t done much recently, but I’m thinking of writing to Teagan and suggesting she ruins dubstep as a next career move. I’ll even help her, as long as she comes as my date to my kid’s prom next month.